Friday Humor: Pirates, Fantasies, The Best Laid Plans

I am probably the last gaming blog on all the "internets" to post this link but it's really hilarious so I'm jumping on the bandwagon. It's a bunch of WOW players talking to a GM in pirate-speak. So, yarr, here it be, lubbers. It really is funny.

To make up for my lateness with this one, here's a link to a McSweeney's article entitled "Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates."

Moving from pirates to, well, porn, up next is the (probably not safe for work) website called Geek Fantasies. This has to be a parody or an elaborate joke. On the site you will find videos of scantily clad women fulfilling such geek fantasies as playing D&D, quoting Monty Python and opening a "mint condition" Optimus Prime toy. There is no actual nudity thus far though there sure is cheesy 70's style music. The fact that there is no member page is what leads me to believe this is intended to be humorous. Plus the fact that it's so damn funny.

By the way ladies, there is no saving throw for magic missile (though I guess there is spell resistance). Ah, well.

Friday Humor bonus: A friend just alerted me to a WOW video which, like Geek Fantasies, seems too funny not to be staged. But I am no WOW expert - let me know what you think.

Try downloading the video: here or here. It starts off slow so be patient. Ah, just noticed that AFK Gamer posted about this video yesterday. I'm a bit behind the times, maties.