Fakepost Week: MMO Expansion Review
Well, Company X has released an expansion to Game Z! (Insert joke about large amount of time people spend playing Game Z). Ah yes, the world of Game Z. (Insert joke about elves or dragons or wizards). So what do we have in store?
*lists every new feature directly from the Company X press release - word for word*
So those wacky players will be (joke about spending a large amount of time playing the game). Now I only got to level 3 but I did take a guided tour of the expansion! So here's my detailed analysis of the game:
Conclusion
All in all it is pretty much an expansion to the original game and should please fans!
If you play the game your decison to buy or not buy this expansion is almost certainly unrelated to this review. And if you don't play the game, well, you're not going to need the expansion are you?
My work is done here.
Overall score: 7.5 out of 10
*lists every new feature directly from the Company X press release - word for word*
So those wacky players will be (joke about spending a large amount of time playing the game). Now I only got to level 3 but I did take a guided tour of the expansion! So here's my detailed analysis of the game:
Conclusion
All in all it is pretty much an expansion to the original game and should please fans!
If you play the game your decison to buy or not buy this expansion is almost certainly unrelated to this review. And if you don't play the game, well, you're not going to need the expansion are you?
My work is done here.
Overall score: 7.5 out of 10
posted by Aggro Me at 9:54 AM
4 Comments:
I will never go back to playing game Z because a.) My Random hardware G was NEVER supported and b.) Company X has screwed the community in games V,W and Y and I have no faith in them that this new expansion will be any different, they are a bunch of money grabbing ass hats. Thats why I have spent my last 26 days trading screens/movies about Company Rs new MMO about elves AND dragons AND wizards and the characters from IP K. Who the fuck doesn't want a screen shot with Character J? Thats teh shitnitz. It is totally gonna kick some ass, go back to your game Z nubs. Company R is fort teh uber.
Wow Aggro.. now I said back in your April post's comments that I was missing your posts... but now, since I couldn't get a grasp of 2 out of the last 3 you did, I not so sure anymore =P
Heh, anyone care to explain ? I don't get it -- at all.
Uuuuh, Isn't "Z" an old RTS... *blink-blink* ... I don't remember there being any elves.
Jokes aside, it was a pretty good game too: http://www.bitmap-brothers.co.uk/our-games/past/z.htm
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and nice to see you post again Aggro. That was one of the best generic review templates I've come across in a long time. I bet there are many game-review companies out there that would pay royalties to use that template.
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