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Friday, July 01, 2005

Friday Humor: Soldier of Fortune

At the suggestion of Krones in the comments section a few weeks back, this week's Friday Humor will be fortune cookies - Everquest II style. You can check out an interesting article on a real life fortune cookie writer here and get a recipe for making your own fortune cookies here.

So, please imagine you have just eaten a delicious meal and reach for a tasty fortune cookie. And what do you find inside?

Hmm...
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I get a commission...
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Ah, a paradox...
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This fortune is making me hungry.
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Looks like Lucan is at it again...
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Hey, you have to blame someone, right?
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The answer is right in front of you!
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What a great idea!
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Sigh, I knew it...
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So that's what it is...
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A fair warning...
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Well, thanks for ordering from Aggro Me takeout! Come again soon!

8 Comments:

Blogger supernoob said...

Dude, that was awesome. I particularly found the "No one goes to a zone because its crowded" and "Hwal Rucksif" hilarious.

Especially since I've actually /ooc'd that exact question regarding Hwal Rucksif when I first started playing.

You slay me.

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 thumbs up..I love the 'If you wipe on a raid...blame the gnome'

Still chuckling over that one. Love your site :)

11:46 AM  
Blogger jaipehg said...

The last one reminds me of my boyfriend.. ;)

1:51 PM  
Blogger Mercurie said...

Hehehehe. Funny. (-:

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buy a better fortune on Station Exchange. Haha, I love it, once again great stuff, Aggro.

-Krones

4:59 PM  
Blogger Aggro Me said...

Thanks everyone - I really appreciate the positive comments. This one took a little longer than normal because of the (very limited) graphical aspect so I'm glad you liked it.

Special thanks to Sassee from EQ2Vault for taking the time to link to my humorous forays on Fridays. It's always nice to see.

Krones, I'm glad you liked it but your regular posts are funnier than my humor ones any day. This sentence from today's update in particular had me absolutely dying: "Egomancer may your new career fighting ghosts in Romania with your investing cohort Dave be long and prosperous."

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAo the one about being held captive in free port made me laugh so hard i tooted a bit =)

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My bum hurts

11:45 AM  

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