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Friday, October 07, 2005

Friday Humor: Things I Didn't Do at the Community Summit

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Sure, I partied like Estil Verraine (from Supernoob's roleplay game on the forums) at the Community Summit, but I was fairly well behaved. Maybe Blackguard slipped some happy pills into my, uh, "tonics." Here was my original list of things to do at the Community Summit:

Things to Do at the Community Summit

* Check
Faarwolf’s old desk for whips, chains and, er, artistic photos.

* Check Smed’s desk for whips, chains and, er, artistic photos.

* Reset every internet browser at SOE so that Aggro Me is the home page.

* Get the spell guy drunk and make him change the recast time on Ice Comet to .5 seconds.

* Print up and wear a fake nametag that said "Brad McQuaid."

* Throw the servers for the Station Exchange into the lion cage at the San Diego Zoo.

* Make the rival guild leaders cede supreme power to me over a game of Tiddlywinks.

* Move the vast majority of the official forums to the Glass House.

* Convince SOE to buy Mourning just so I can make fun of them for it.

* Print up fake memos from Smed to all the EQII devs telling them they are now assigned solely to Matrix Online.

* Accuse SOE of stealing all their ideas from the brilliant minds at the Vanguard Forums (
Krones does a hilarious job of detailing just how idiotic this accusation by a Vanboi poster was).

* Change the dialogue on the tradeskill NPC on the IoR tutorial to say, “Are you sure you want to be a crafter? Working in a salt mine would be more fun...”

Because I usually like to have a link for you, I have a link to a WoW movie I enjoyed called "Got Sheep." Now, I know what you're thinking, but instead of going for the obvious sheep sex joke, this video goes for a more subtle, nonsensical type of humor like having a sheep play musical chairs. The brightness levels are terrible but the music is great. I fully admit I stole this link from
mmodig, but I am at least hosting it on my own bandwidth (for now) because I didn't want to sap his bandwidth. It's available here.

In the same
post at mmodig I stole this link from, there's also a link to the "World of Warcraft is a Feeling" video from Pure Pwnage which is worth checking out for a good laugh.

5 Comments:

Blogger Anskiere said...

"Move the vast majority of the official forums to the Glass House."


You should have!@@$^(@$&*@!^)!*&)#!!!

9:02 AM  
Blogger cyan said...

"Throw the servers for the Station Exchange into the lion cage at the San Diego Zoo."

Did you guys get to tour the server/data facility ?

*jealous*

-Cyan
EQ2-Daily.com Podcast

11:00 AM  
Blogger supernoob said...

Wewt...pimpage!!!!!

Thanks.

* Change the dialogue on the tradeskill NPC on the IoR tutorial to say, “Are you sure you want to be a crafter? Working in a salt mine would be more fun...”

Making me snort Pepsi out my nose at work is not cool.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Krystalea said...

"Get the spell guy drunk and make him change the recast time on Ice Comet to .5 seconds"

Oh the fun us wizzies would have with that /grins

4:48 PM  
Blogger warm_machine said...

“Are you sure you want to be a crafter? Working in a salt mine would be more fun...”

Best one of all!!! =P

6:31 PM  

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