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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Do Not Pass Go...

I recently got the following e-mail, which I will copy/paste verbatim:

Hello, This is Serving Online Words, a company from Spain, Madrid (english Website:

We are pleased to announce the pre-launch website of PrisonServer: The Online Prison. An online, persistent and multiplayer RPG game made in Spain that is about to open its localized English PrisonServers. The game is already running since 2003 in Spanish language, receiving updates andpatches since then, while building a groovy Spanish community.

The URL is
http://www.prisonserver.co.uk (where you can find a little bit more about the game).Our main entrance is http://www.prisonserver.com (from there you select your language, and you can see our full, Spanish site in action).

Pleasenote that the Spanish and English server are completely set apart systems, game accounts, etc. We'll allow English only on prisonserver.co.uk.We invite you to watch the game in action on video or screenshots, then apply for a free account and pre-download the game client to be ready to start once we launch the International, English Servers!

Get ready for amazing social fun on a different, Spanish-from game, now available for all players worldwide in English.We'll be releasing further news in the coming days.

If you want tocontact us, please do it emailing support@prisonserver.com Regards!

--PrisonServer: The Online Prison
English corporate Website:

I get an insane amount of spam so at first I thought this was some kind of new, bizarre e-mail scam. But I decided to visit the website anyway. And this is apparently an actual online multiplayer game. About prison. In which you play a prisoner.

Be sure to check out the screenshots for true hilarity.

I'm not going sit here and make too much fun of this game because I like their carefree attitude:

"Thank you for all your comments and curiosity. The PrisonServer Team is really enjoying all the speech the game is generating, even the 'it looks so bad' ones. We're used to that, but we also know there are people that will love PrisonServer, just like others will hate it, because is just a different online game community approach. It's not a Prison Simulator, it is supposedly to be fun without hi-tech eye-candy. "


Ah, who am I kidding...downloading now.


Anonymous Homeslice said...

Mine is downloading myself and all I am saying is someone is getting shanked >:|

10:48 PM  
Anonymous MadLordOfMilk said...

...wow. So, is there a "drop the soap" feature implemented on the PvP servers? This could make or break the game.

12:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if i could dig a tunnel and hide it behind Rachel Welch?

6:35 AM  
Blogger Karnatos said...

I'll be downloading this tonight - when's the release date?

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Ampknife said...

"Muffins? No! Hotdogs and chicken fingers. Make someone cook for you. Master the oven, the pot or the frying pan. Or teach yourself to sew, or some chemistry, or mechanics"

This I gotta see!

12:02 PM  
Blogger Jeff Freeman said...

I'll play it if they allow real prisoners to play from prison, too. I love that the key point they want to make on their English "Wo we are"-page is "The human touch". Heh.

But really, good on 'em. The second bulletpoint on their updates page is "Its a comedy goldmine!". Since it would have been anyway, it's good for them to take that approach, ya?

Women in prison, though? That's just crazy. Or...are those women?

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Homeslice said...

I got an email saying Sept 25 or 26 was going to be the day the servers go live so guess I will see you in prison then!

2:09 PM  
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