I am not a Number, I am a Free Man!

I was pursuing my usual pastime of refreshing the PrisonServer webpage over and over when I received the following message:
"Want your voice to be put in the PrisonServer game when it starts?"
Um, only more than anything I've ever wanted in my life.
"Just send us a creative voice clip of the Prison warden welcoming the fishy. You can do it with friends, alone, or come up with any ingenious idea you may have (what about a dialogue between a newcomer and the warden?)"
Ingenious! Check out the contest page for more details as well as an audio sample in Spanish with a hilarious translation.
The launch date for the game is September 21st. I think every other MMO should just give up and cease operations on that date. Why fight the inevitable?
Sign up before then if you want a free month of what will hopefully be hilarity. Plan your character class here but be warned that the "Corrupt Politician" is purportedly tough to level.
8 Comments:
wow.. let's send a submission! haha
Yeah, I was thinking of doing a really bad British accent and something like:
"Do you have any Darjeeling tea, my good Warden?"
"No, old chap, only Earl Grey."
"Well, that's quite a bother."
"You are a prisoner, my good fellow. Such things are to be expected."
"I suppose you're right. Cheerio!"
Holy shit! If I had any idea you knew something about The Prisoner, I would have respected you a lot sooner.
Oooooh yeah! I've signed up and plan on playing one opening night. I want to check it out!
We should start planning things out in the forums next week; we need to run the prison and make the newcomers our.... beotches.
I did it.. *SIGH!*
I downloaded it and made an account or whatever... I thought you were kidding =(
Account is made and ready to go!
I'm going to be a badass as I log on to set my reputation and not end up being cousin Rico's favorite "girl"
I didn't see any commands in the manuals about "teh ass sex".
So how real can it be?
If there's no prison sex, then what's the point?
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