Aggro Me: Hasten Bootstrutter's True Travels in Norrath: Part II
Hasten Bootstrutter's True Travels in Norrath: Part II
23rd Day of Grayeven
When did the Halflings become so angry? I thought they were cheery, chubby folk? They think they’ve had troubles….
Rivervale4th Day of Stargazing
Kegs upon kegs of Jum Jum Juice. Taverns and inns all around. But not one single public restroom. Sometimes I hate my life.
11th Day of Weeping
There was a gnoll here who was telling a long story about some guy named Harclave. I slept through most of it but then the gnolls kicked me out. They said they didn’t trust me. I don’t blame them. By this point, I probably smell worse than a Mucus Zombie.
13th Day of Weeping
Finally, a nice quiet place to sleep.
20th Day of Blossoming
There’s an Ogre in Big Bend who makes the best Taquitos. I don’t want to know what the ingredients are but they are so tasty I just don’t care.
11th Day of Oceansfull
Sure, I’m a brave traveler. But if you think I’m jumping off a really high waterfall from one floating island to another just to talk to some Frogloks, you’re crazy. I don’t plan on getting on any flying clouds either. Ever notice that most of the people who live here have wings? Take the hint.
3rd Day of Scorchedsky
I met this fantastic woman today. She’s not only beautiful but she’s apparently from a wealthy family. Her name is Alexa Everling. She says I should meet her in the basement tonight for some “experiments!” Hehe, sounds saucy. Things are really starting to turn around for old Hasten!
4th Day of ScorchedskyOkay, Alexa tried to kill me and turn me into a zombie. Stay tuned for the mildly thrilling conclusion...