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Friday, June 17, 2005

Friday Humor: Knock, Knock, Knocking on Lucan's Door

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Yes, I have finally gone off the deep end. Late nights working on the (very fun) Deception portion of the prismatic trilogy have pushed me over the edge. So, it's knock-knock jokes time. Err, these may vary a bit from the usual format. Okay, here goes:

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and the Olsen Twins! Peers out. Hmm, yeah looks like them. (Opens door). Arggh...you lied it's the Everling girls!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Danks. Danks who? Danks.


Knock, Knock. Who's there? Blizzard. Oh, good, I'm glad you're here I found this bug- Two million subscribers. Great, now about this bug- Twooooo Million. Right, but the bug- Two. You see when I- Million. You should really fix- Listen, what part of two million don't you understand. Just picture one million subscribers. Now double that. Now multiply by the fees they pay each month. Sigh. You win.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's your pizza delivery. Wow, it works.


Knock, Knock. Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy Moppet! I hate you.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bannish. Bannish who? Thunderblade.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Arhadkf. Arhadkf who? Arhadkf fizertyh aseresth! (You need a Halasian language primer to get that one).

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Leroy. Leroy who?
Leroy Anderson, renowned composer of light classical music! (Haha, gotcha.)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hi, is this the place where they hold auditions for Quest for Antonia? (Singing)
Welcome to the jungle!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? (Incredibly grating child's voice) Have you. Have you who? Have you ever seen a gnoll before? Kid, next time I see you in Qeynos Harbour you are freaking dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hasten. Hasten who? Why, it's your husband, Hasten Bootstrutter home from his travels. Well, you've been gone a long time. Sigh, you and your damn traveling...well, I've met someone who wants to actually spend time with me and the kids. Someone else? Sorry, Hasten. (Closes door) Sobbing: So tired, so cold, so tired...

Knock, Knock.
/ignore

I'd like to thank everyone who posted on the Aggro Forums this week. There are some informative and funny discussions going on there so if you haven't had a chance yet, head on over and check it out.

6 Comments:

Blogger supernoob said...

Funny stuff Aggro. Some of it was a little out there, kinda like Dennis Miller, but the ones that I GOT had me laughing.

11:15 AM  
Blogger Aggro Me said...

Thanks, Supernoob. I know this post was definitely out there in terms of weirdness while at the same time being maybe too "inside" in terms of the references. Glad you thought it was funny.

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knock knock jokes are extremely hard to pull off. I actually laughed when I read a few of them, which is hard to do off text alone with no sort of interactive shiney. I recommend spoofin EQ fortune cookies for one friday humor update, I bet you would come up with some great material.

-Krones

10:54 PM  
Blogger Aggro Me said...

Ah fortune cookies, there we go - you can expect that in a few weeks. I have been rapidly running through every possible joke format: limericks, sitcoms, pickup lines, knock knock jokes, etc. and am definitely in the market for more so any other suggestions are welcome.

On another topic, someone told me the annoying kid in Qeynos Harbour is actually in Nettleville and asking about gnomes not gnolls. Either way he still wins the most annoying npc voice actor prize. I'll check it out next time I'm on.

2:15 AM  
Blogger Brett said...

The little kid in Nettleville is the main reason I wish NPCs were attackable. The Devs would have him a raid mob, just to be cruel.

4:07 AM  
Anonymous Tavalia said...

Fortune cookies are a great idea!

May I also suggest EQ haiku's. = )

~Tavalia of Antonia Bayle
~Formally Karamyr of Steamfont

10:05 PM  

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