Friday Humor: At The Movies
In honor of the Oscars, which were awarded this past Sunday, I thought it was a great time to turn my attention to the movies. Let's take a look at how some famous movie quotes might have went if everyone was playing an MMO:
Jerry Maguire
/ooc: Healer, lv 48, master spells on most heals and buffs, good player lfg.
Jerry: You had me at healer.
Network
Turn on your computers, log on to the forums and post in as large a font as you can: "Devs, I'm nerfed as heck and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
Casablanca
In all the groups, in all the zones, in all the games, she walks into mine.
Dirty Dancing
Nobody puts Baby in the fourth raid group.
On the Waterfront
You don't understand. I could have picked a different class. I coulda been a tank. I coulda been a raid leader, instead of a generic dps, which is what I am.
Karate Kid
Miyagi: First lesson - make pristine iron bar.
Daniel: But I don't understand...what does that have to do with adventuring?
Miyagi: Enough talk. Make iron bar, Daniel-san. Subcombine on. Subcombine off.
A League of Their Own
Are you crying? There's no crying in PvP!
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
This is my ninth fake linkdeath this raid season. It's pretty tough coming up with new excuses. If I go for ten, I'm going to have to crash the entire server.
Office Space
Dom: Peter. We need to, ah, talk about your DKP reports.
Peter: I know, the alts. Bill and Steve talked to me about it already.
Dom: Ah, Peter, did you not get the Guild Mail?
Peter: I got the Guild Mail. The problem is I just forgot this one time and I've already taken care of it so it's not really a problem.
Dom: Yeah, it's just that we're putting alts on the DKP reports, so if you could remember to do that from now on, that would be great. All right!
Napoleon Dynamite
You know...skills. Like DPS skills, healing skills, tanking skills. Skills. Groups only want people that have skills.
Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd: I need that named mob for a quest.
Mary: It's 30 levels higher than us.
Lloyd: So what would you say the chances are of us killing that mob?
Mary: About 1 in a million.
Lloyd: So you're saying there's a chance? Woohoo, incoming...
Wall Street
SOE/Blizzard: The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Brokeback Mountain
Jack: I wish I knew how to /quit you!
Computer: Why don't you just try logging off once in a while?
Feel free to add some of your own in the comments. I'll be out of town for the next few days so probably no post till Tuesday or Wednesday.
posted by Aggro Me at 8:00 AM
5 Comments:
Star Wars:
Mon Motma: "Reading the message boards it came to our attention that the high lvl players of FP are pissed by the slow pace of their low lvl mates. They decided to no longer defend CL and NF.
Additionally we learned that SOE placed a NPC of Lucan itself in the heart of nek forest. If we get a raid force big enough, we will finally win the game. Many haxors went to jail to get us this information."
later on...
Some Person: "Douh, be careful there is heavy lag. Guess there are hiding tons of enemy players somewhere."
Lando Clarissian: wtf; If they don't know that we are coming, why should they be hiding?
General Akbar: It's a trap!
I'm not 100% sure about the spelling of each name and I don't have enough time to look it up. So, Star Wars nerds, please forgive me ;)
One more ;)
Obi Wan: Get you lazy *** to Dagobar. There's a vendor named Yoda. It's the vendor I bought my Master Spells from.
Soz, I will quitt here. Guess I could drop Star Wars quotes all day long ;)
A Few:
Goonies
Mikey (in Splitpaw): Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another zone instance. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we gate Home.
Last Crusade:
Panama Hat: Small world, Dr. Jones.
Indy: Too small for two of us.
Panama Hat: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you.
Indy: *Relic Armor* belongs in a museum.
Panama Hat: So do you.
Big Lebowski:
Walter : Outcasts! Fook me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of the Ayr'Dal, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Aggroculture Seven"?
Maude: Mmm.
Dude: That was me... and six other guys.
Loved the Karate kid.. I gues it really hit home today becuase I'm about to post about Tradeskilling
Um, mad as heck? People self-censoring themselves bugs me...
It's hard out here for a gimp
When he tryin' ta do writs for the rent
For the masters and armor t'be spent
Will have a whole lot of lowbies talkin' shit...
Sigh.. that needs work... have fun traveling...
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