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Friday, March 10, 2006

Friday Humor: At The Movies

In honor of the Oscars, which were awarded this past Sunday, I thought it was a great time to turn my attention to the movies. Let's take a look at how some famous movie quotes might have went if everyone was playing an MMO:

Jerry Maguire

/ooc: Healer, lv 48, master spells on most heals and buffs, good player lfg.

Jerry: You had me at healer.


Turn on your computers, log on to the forums and post in as large a font as you can: "Devs, I'm nerfed as heck and I'm not going to take it anymore!"


In all the groups, in all the zones, in all the games, she walks into mine.

Dirty Dancing

Nobody puts Baby in the fourth raid group.

On the Waterfront

You don't understand. I could have picked a different class. I coulda been a tank. I coulda been a raid leader, instead of a generic dps, which is what I am.

Karate Kid

Miyagi: First lesson - make pristine iron bar.

Daniel: But I don't understand...what does that have to do with adventuring?

Miyagi: Enough talk. Make iron bar, Daniel-san. Subcombine on. Subcombine off.

A League of Their Own

Are you crying? There's no crying in PvP!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

This is my ninth fake linkdeath this raid season. It's pretty tough coming up with new excuses. If I go for ten, I'm going to have to crash the entire server.

Office Space

Dom: Peter. We need to, ah, talk about your DKP reports.

Peter: I know, the alts. Bill and Steve talked to me about it already.

Dom: Ah, Peter, did you not get the Guild Mail?

Peter: I got the Guild Mail. The problem is I just forgot this one time and I've already taken care of it so it's not really a problem.

Dom: Yeah, it's just that we're putting alts on the DKP reports, so if you could remember to do that from now on, that would be great. All right!

Napoleon Dynamite

You know...skills. Like DPS skills, healing skills, tanking skills. Skills. Groups only want people that have skills.

Dumb and Dumber

Lloyd: I need that named mob for a quest.

Mary: It's 30 levels higher than us.

Lloyd: So what would you say the chances are of us killing that mob?

Mary: About 1 in a million.

Lloyd: So you're saying there's a chance? Woohoo, incoming...

Wall Street

SOE/Blizzard: The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Brokeback Mountain

Jack: I wish I knew how to /quit you!

Computer: Why don't you just try logging off once in a while?

Feel free to add some of your own in the comments. I'll be out of town for the next few days so probably no post till Tuesday or Wednesday.


Anonymous Anachronist said...

Star Wars:

Mon Motma: "Reading the message boards it came to our attention that the high lvl players of FP are pissed by the slow pace of their low lvl mates. They decided to no longer defend CL and NF.

Additionally we learned that SOE placed a NPC of Lucan itself in the heart of nek forest. If we get a raid force big enough, we will finally win the game. Many haxors went to jail to get us this information."

later on...

Some Person: "Douh, be careful there is heavy lag. Guess there are hiding tons of enemy players somewhere."

Lando Clarissian: wtf; If they don't know that we are coming, why should they be hiding?

General Akbar: It's a trap!

I'm not 100% sure about the spelling of each name and I don't have enough time to look it up. So, Star Wars nerds, please forgive me ;)

12:46 AM  
Anonymous Anachronist said...

One more ;)

Obi Wan: Get you lazy *** to Dagobar. There's a vendor named Yoda. It's the vendor I bought my Master Spells from.

Soz, I will quitt here. Guess I could drop Star Wars quotes all day long ;)

12:50 AM  
Blogger cyan said...

A Few:


Mikey (in Splitpaw): Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another zone instance. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we gate Home.

Last Crusade:

Panama Hat: Small world, Dr. Jones.
Indy: Too small for two of us.
Panama Hat: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you.
Indy: *Relic Armor* belongs in a museum.
Panama Hat: So do you.

Big Lebowski:

Walter : Outcasts! Fook me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of the Ayr'Dal, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Aggroculture Seven"?
Maude: Mmm.
Dude: That was me... and six other guys.

9:53 AM  
Blogger Quylein said...

Loved the Karate kid.. I gues it really hit home today becuase I'm about to post about Tradeskilling

10:17 AM  
Blogger Twodragons said...

A Few Good Men

Group Leader: You want to join?
Illusionist LFG: I think I'm entitled.
Group Leader: You want to join?!
Illusionist LFG: I want a group!
Group Leader: You can't handle the group!


Group Leader: RoV group LFM, lots of adds.
Illusionist still LFG: I'm your huckleberry.

Austin Powers

Group Leader: Welcome to our group, Illusionist. It's pretty deadly in here.
Illusionist: As long as the group is having unprotected fights with many anonymous adds while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding power-increasing buffs in a agro free free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

11:51 AM  
Blogger Narcissisa said...

Napoleon Dynamite

You know...skills. Like DPS skills, healing skills, tanking skills. Skills. Groups only want people that have skills.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

This is my ninth fake linkdeath this raid season. It's pretty tough coming up with new excuses. If I go for ten, I'm going to have to crash the entire server.

The more the words, the less the meaning: Amazing.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Tipa said...

Um, mad as heck? People self-censoring themselves bugs me...

It's hard out here for a gimp
When he tryin' ta do writs for the rent
For the masters and armor t'be spent
Will have a whole lot of lowbies talkin' shit...

Sigh.. that needs work... have fun traveling...

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