Aggro Me: Friday Humor: At The Movies
Friday Humor: At The Movies
In honor of the Oscars, which were awarded this past Sunday, I thought it was a great time to turn my attention to the movies. Let's take a look at how some famous movie quotes might have went if everyone was playing an MMO:
/ooc: Healer, lv 48, master spells on most heals and buffs, good player lfg.
Jerry: You had me at healer.
Turn on your computers, log on to the forums and post in as large a font as you can: "Devs, I'm nerfed as heck and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
In all the groups, in all the zones, in all the games, she walks into mine.
Nobody puts Baby in the fourth raid group.
On the Waterfront
You don't understand. I could have picked a different class. I coulda been a tank. I coulda been a raid leader, instead of a generic dps, which is what I am.
Miyagi: First lesson - make pristine iron bar.
Daniel: But I don't understand...what does that have to do with adventuring?
Miyagi: Enough talk. Make iron bar, Daniel-san. Subcombine on. Subcombine off.
A League of Their Own
Are you crying? There's no crying in PvP!
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
This is my ninth fake linkdeath this raid season. It's pretty tough coming up with new excuses. If I go for ten, I'm going to have to crash the entire server.
Dom: Peter. We need to, ah, talk about your DKP reports.
Peter: I know, the alts. Bill and Steve talked to me about it already.
Dom: Ah, Peter, did you not get the Guild Mail?
Peter: I got the Guild Mail. The problem is I just forgot this one time and I've already taken care of it so it's not really a problem.
Dom: Yeah, it's just that we're putting alts on the DKP reports, so if you could remember to do that from now on, that would be great. All right!
You know...skills. Like DPS skills, healing skills, tanking skills. Skills. Groups only want people that have skills.
Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd: I need that named mob for a quest.
Mary: It's 30 levels higher than us.
Lloyd: So what would you say the chances are of us killing that mob?
Mary: About 1 in a million.
Lloyd: So you're saying there's a chance? Woohoo, incoming...
SOE/Blizzard: The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Jack: I wish I knew how to /quit you!
Computer: Why don't you just try logging off once in a while?
Feel free to add some of your own in the comments. I'll be out of town for the next few days so probably no post till Tuesday or Wednesday.