Hasten Bootstrutter's True Travels in Norrath: Part III
Zek
10th Day of Warmstill
Think there are enough orcs here? I sure do.
Maj’Dul
23rd Day of Warmstill
Hmm, how can I put this. I didn’t try to rob a market stall. I definitely didn’t try to arrange an appointment with a Maj’Dul Courtesan using the money I stole. And I certainly didn’t get zapped by some lunatic mage on a flying carpet claiming he was “keeping the peace.” Nope. That stuff didn’t happen. But I’m not welcome in Maj’Dul anymore. I hope it crashes or whatever.
Sinking Sands
3rd Day of Busheldown
They call these people Dervish Lunatics and Dervish Madmen. But every single one of them has a flask of water. I have two copper and an empty bottle of Jum Jum Juice. Who’s the crazy one?
Lavastorm
11th Day of Lastleaf
News flash: lava does not “burn off the shroud of failure that surrounds me.” It just burns.
Nektropos Castle
19th Day of Lastleaf
I was feeling lonely so I decided to check back in with Alexa. Maybe the “breakup” last time was really my fault.
Nektropos Castle
20th Day of Lastleaf
She tried to kill me again.
Everfrost
14th Day of Lastchill
When will I learn not to take stupid bets? 5 Gold to go skinny-dipping in the Fanged Sea. The bite from that giant shark might actually hurt if I could feel any of my extremities.
Qeynos – Baubleshire
13th Day of Deadening
Ah, home life. Honest work during the day and a good sleep at night. Yes, my wife came to her senses and took me back. Sure, she said it was only because her husband was killed by an Oakmyst Great Bear, but I like to think she realized her mistake. I’m finally content and able to find some peace in life.
Qeynos – Baubleshire
1st Day of Deepice
My wife made me promise I would never go traveling again and I agreed. But I never said I wouldn’t go exploring, hehe. I’ve been hearing rumors that Kelethin has been rediscovered…
10th Day of Warmstill
Think there are enough orcs here? I sure do.
Maj’Dul
23rd Day of Warmstill
Hmm, how can I put this. I didn’t try to rob a market stall. I definitely didn’t try to arrange an appointment with a Maj’Dul Courtesan using the money I stole. And I certainly didn’t get zapped by some lunatic mage on a flying carpet claiming he was “keeping the peace.” Nope. That stuff didn’t happen. But I’m not welcome in Maj’Dul anymore. I hope it crashes or whatever.
Sinking Sands
3rd Day of Busheldown
They call these people Dervish Lunatics and Dervish Madmen. But every single one of them has a flask of water. I have two copper and an empty bottle of Jum Jum Juice. Who’s the crazy one?
Lavastorm
11th Day of Lastleaf
News flash: lava does not “burn off the shroud of failure that surrounds me.” It just burns.
Nektropos Castle
19th Day of Lastleaf
I was feeling lonely so I decided to check back in with Alexa. Maybe the “breakup” last time was really my fault.
Nektropos Castle
20th Day of Lastleaf
She tried to kill me again.
Everfrost
14th Day of Lastchill
When will I learn not to take stupid bets? 5 Gold to go skinny-dipping in the Fanged Sea. The bite from that giant shark might actually hurt if I could feel any of my extremities.
Qeynos – Baubleshire
13th Day of Deadening
Ah, home life. Honest work during the day and a good sleep at night. Yes, my wife came to her senses and took me back. Sure, she said it was only because her husband was killed by an Oakmyst Great Bear, but I like to think she realized her mistake. I’m finally content and able to find some peace in life.
Qeynos – Baubleshire
1st Day of Deepice
My wife made me promise I would never go traveling again and I agreed. But I never said I wouldn’t go exploring, hehe. I’ve been hearing rumors that Kelethin has been rediscovered…
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What?!? There are orcs in Zek?
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