Friday Humor: Pickup Group

Sure, I've done pickup lines before, but with the expansion my repertoire has expanded as well! Check these beauties out:

"Hmm...a level increase, eh? I can take you to a whole new level, baby!"

"Am I on a magic carpet or is that just my heart taking off?"

"I just got a new spell with the combat changes, it's called Mind Reading Adept III. Hmm...I used it on you and it says you want to come back to my inn room!"

"You're hotter than the desert sun!"

"If I told you that you had a great body would you kill me in the arena?"

"You must be out of Power because you've been running through my mind all night."

"Did that Ice Comet blur your vision? Oh, just wait till later tonight..."

"Honest Ali told me you wanted to hook up with me. Are you calling Honest Ali a liar?"

"Do you have a map of Maj'Dul? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"There's no voice emote for the way you make me feel."

"I am a member of the Court of Truth faction. Therefore I have to tell you how hot you are."

"Have you tried the new climbing feature? Let's climb the stairway to heaven!"

Last but not least: "Do you want to come upstairs and play with my monkey?"

Okay, I know these were even more cheesy/nonsensical than last time, if that's possible, but, er, don't hate the player, hate the game! Or something like that...

For enduring that, the genie of the lamp grants you three humorous links:

I thought this post at Kill Ten Rats was not only funny but very accurate. One of those things I wish I had thought of myself.

Okay, this one is a bit dated, but it's worth checking out if you haven't seen it. It's a parody music video entitled "Ding! You're 65!" and you can find it here. They have some more recent videos as well. I especially enjoyed "Beta is Over."

To stay on a musical note, swing by Tarsk's Tavern for such old school hits as "Don't You (Evac Without Me)" and "You Can't Hurry Buffs."