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Friday, June 03, 2005

Friday Humor: Pick Me Up

Okay, I recently came across a hilarious feature at McSweeney's: Pickup Lines Used by Mario. As much as I enjoyed it, it had an unfortunate effect, inspiring me to attempt to write some EQII pickup lines. Forgive me in advance for the corniness which follows:

Do you raid here often?

I lost my shard...can I check in your robe?

Forget Queen Antonia! You're the only one for me!

Guards! Guards! My heart has been stolen!

Hey, have you completed the heritage quest for the Bone Bladed Claymore? I can show you where it starts.

Can you cast a healing spell on me? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

I've got an Elddarian Charger parked outside.


Wow, nice chest! The one the mob dropped is nice too.

Hey, did you know wizards have the biggest staffs?

I may look like a Gnome but I'm in Ogre in bed.

Hi, I'm Ceciliantas.


Was your father a tradeskiller? You're so well crafted!

Consider me a griffon, baby, and hop on.

My mitigation versus your looks is %0.00.

Excuse me but you're so hot I had to cast Ice Comet on myself just to cool off!

Hi, I'm John Smedley. Have you thought of entering the Quest for Antonia?

You can bot me anytime!

You're so charming you make Lucan look like a nerd.

Hey, do you read Aggro Me?

And of course:

Is that a Polished Granite Tomahawk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

13 Comments:

Blogger Quylein said...

Hi, I'm Ceciliantas.

Now that was Classic

11:28 AM  
Blogger supernoob said...

Okay, Aggro, I gave ya the benefit of the doubt last week. I loved the sitcoms. But THIS?

You are either a complete genious and this humor is SO far above me. Or they just weren't that funny.

Either way, nice try!

BTW: Just kidding I thought MOST of them were pretty funny.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was hilarious ... =)

Good job!

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL

10:42 AM  
Blogger Anskiere said...

I'd have to agree with quylein, the "
Hi, I'm Ceciliantas." made me burst out laughing :D

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Z. said...

Hehe :)

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Ceciliantas said...

Hey!!!

(LOL)

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