Friday Humor: Team Fashion Returns!

Because almost no one liked it the first time (and because SOE did it after me): It's the triumphant return of Team Fashion! So please welcome back Hairstylist Hubert Devine and Supermodel Amber Whootain as they break down the fashion and general style of the new SOGA models as only they can!



Hubert: Oh my, goodness, the elves are emo now.
Amber: Life as a half-elf is so bad, I have to listen to the Norrathian version of Good Charlotte and cut myself...
Hubert: Kids, don't be a lamer like this half-elf. Cutting yourself is not cool.



Amber: Mommy, why is Santa Claus so angry and short?
Hubert: It's the steroids and bad tattoos, honey. Hide before he wakes up from his drunken stupor.



Hubert: Why do I always miss my ranged attacks?
Amber: Because you have no depth perception.
Hubert: Why do I have no depth perception?
Amber: Because your ridiculous coif is covering your eye.
Hubert: I don't have a left eye. The hair is there to cover the gaping eye socket.
Amber: Oh.



Hubert: Wow, he's like chilling so hard it hurts.
Amber: I wear sunglasses at night...
Hubert: Muscles, shades and whiskers - the coolness trifecta.



Hubert: Very seasonal. The autumn foliage represented as a hairstyle.
Amber: For winter he changes it to snowflakes.



Hubert: Uh, oh. Little fella is about to go Grade 3 Super-Saiyan on us!
Amber: I think he's hiding his true power level! Run!
Hubert: Yeah but look, this next guy is going Ultimate Super-Saiyan 4:


(image by Anskiere & Jaipehg)



Hubert: Wow, intimidating.
Amber: I know if I was going to fight a dragon I'd want a little orphan lad with a bowl haircut by my side.
Hubert: Please, sir, I'd like some more...xp.



Amber: Hmm...haven't I seen her somewhere before? Oh yeah, Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

Hubert: That movie sucked.
Amber: So does this character model.



Hubert: Speaking of Star Trek, Commander Worf in the house!
Amber: Now, now, SOE says that the Klingons were inspired by the Japanese ogres or something.
Hubert: Um, whatever.



Amber: Oh wow. Where to begin?
Hubert: It's like Alias, if Jennifer Garner was a short dark male gnome.
Amber: I think I found my new alt.

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Okay, now for my reblogged bonus of the week. If you've ever played a mage in WoW, as I did, you will definitely want to check out this video about how to ask a mage for crystal water. It's very funny and really well done. I found this link on the always enjoyable mmodig.