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Friday, November 04, 2005

Friday Humor: Team Fashion Returns!

Because almost no one liked it the first time (and because SOE did it after me): It's the triumphant return of Team Fashion! So please welcome back Hairstylist Hubert Devine and Supermodel Amber Whootain as they break down the fashion and general style of the new SOGA models as only they can!

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Hubert: Oh my, goodness, the elves are emo now.
Amber: Life as a half-elf is so bad, I have to listen to the Norrathian version of Good Charlotte and cut myself...
Hubert: Kids, don't be a lamer like this half-elf. Cutting yourself is not cool.

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Amber: Mommy, why is Santa Claus so angry and short?
Hubert: It's the steroids and bad tattoos, honey. Hide before he wakes up from his drunken stupor.

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Hubert: Why do I always miss my ranged attacks?
Amber: Because you have no depth perception.
Hubert: Why do I have no depth perception?
Amber: Because your ridiculous coif is covering your eye.
Hubert: I don't have a left eye. The hair is there to cover the gaping eye socket.
Amber: Oh.

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Hubert: Wow, he's like chilling so hard it hurts.
Amber: I wear sunglasses at night...
Hubert: Muscles, shades and whiskers - the coolness trifecta.

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Hubert: Very seasonal. The autumn foliage represented as a hairstyle.
Amber: For winter he changes it to snowflakes.

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Hubert: Uh, oh. Little fella is about to go Grade 3 Super-Saiyan on us!

Amber: I think he's hiding his true power level! Run!
Hubert: Yeah but look, this next guy is going Ultimate Super-Saiyan 4:

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(image by Anskiere & Jaipehg)

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Hubert: Wow, intimidating.
Amber: I know if I was going to fight a dragon I'd want a little orphan lad with a bowl haircut by my side.
Hubert: Please, sir, I'd like some more...xp.

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Amber: Hmm...haven't I seen her somewhere before? Oh yeah, Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

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Hubert: That movie sucked.
Amber: So does this character model.

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Hubert: Speaking of Star Trek, Commander Worf in the house!

Amber: Now, now, SOE says that the Klingons were inspired by the Japanese ogres or something.
Hubert: Um, whatever.

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Amber: Oh wow. Where to begin?
Hubert: It's like Alias, if Jennifer Garner was a short dark male gnome.

Amber: I think I found my new alt.

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Okay, now for my reblogged bonus of the week. If you've ever played a mage in WoW, as I did, you will definitely want to check out
this video about how to ask a mage for crystal water. It's very funny and really well done. I found this link on the always enjoyable mmodig.

8 Comments:

Blogger warm_machine said...

Good job Aggro! Those made me laugh out loud. Little miss eye socket and Jennifer Garner as a short dark male gnome are quality friday humor in my eyes.

2:36 AM  
Anonymous BarnacleBob said...

Amber: Mommy, why is Santa Claus so angry and short?

Hillarity. Love the site Aggro.

9:58 AM  
Blogger Anskiere said...

Awesome, I love them :P

on a side note: I like how all the people that commented on that WoW video say it sucks, because.. dun dun dun.. they either 1) don't play WoW so have no idea what it is, oooorrr.. 2) Don't even know what WoW is!

10:02 AM  
Blogger Twodragons said...

This is "New Coke" all over again.

We will raise such an uproar over the "new" models, that we will re-affirm our love for the old "classic" models, playing more and paying whatever they ask.

...what SOE wanted all along...

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Teh Chunt said...

Out of all the models, my favorite is the Ogres. They look a little like demons, more badass then the old ogres. maybe it's time to make that ogre fury...

Of course, If anyone uses the new SOGA models for humans and elves, you have to make some sort of Super Sayan macro. I'd settle for the good ol' Kamehameha wave for my monk...

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Jim Online said...

Hahah that is too funny.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous sherlock said...

Cool blog

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